Report 5
"Car" toons
Five cartoon vignettes on traffic
This fifth report is the fun one! Here I will be presenting at least 5 traffic incidents taken from students from previous generations within the Generational Curriculum. But these presentations will take the form of cartoon vignettes or small stories. If at all possible, visual cartoons will be shown representing each specific experience.
Vignette
Picture of 2 cars. Car 1 is the tailgater wearing dark sunglasses.
Car 2 is being tailgated by Car and trying to give him the stink eye through
the rearview mirror.
Vignette
Picture 1: The real meaning of the traffic light.
Picture 2: Driver getting speeding ticket. Next frame shows face of the driver as Dopey (the stupid dwarf from "Snow White & the Seven Dwarves).
Vignette
Picture of the front of a stopped car with an old person walking
in front using a handicap walker and the face of the driver as being very
angry and yelling something.
I hate it when someone jumps in front of me then slows down. What compounds the anger, is when there are no cars behind me. Go figure! I hate it when cars tailgate me. I have a natural reaction to hit the brakes and watch the vehicle behind me take a nosedive. I hate it when women put their makeup on while driving! I hate it when people talk on their cellular phone, are going 20 miles per hour below the speed limit and are so into their conversation that they don't realize it, that's when they get the horn. I hate drunk drivers, I think each person caught with a DUI should loose their license for one year MANDATORY.
Vignette
Picture of 2 cars. Car 1 is an expensive European car and the
driver is on his cell phone. His car is stopped, but the light is green.
Car 2 is a huge truck in back of Car 1, with a gigantic horn in the front
and its driver has a devilish smile.
It all started during my 6 years in Europe while I was in the Air Force. The people in the country that I was in (SPAIN), live on the philosophy that one can respect the laws without obeying. This is very much displayed on the roads and highways there. There are speed limit signs posted everywhere that no spaniard seem to see. Since I love to drive at high speeds, I quickly picked up on this habit along with taligating at 100mph, passing on the right shoulder or the median, dangerously passing a car on a two lane road with only split seconds to get back to my lane, and double or sometimes triple parking my car. I had a sense of real freedom since the police rarley enforced traffic laws. For the first time in my life I could drive as fast as I wanted without looking in the rear view mirror for a cop. If I did receive a ticket by some bored spanish cop that didn't like americans, I would get it in the mail and throw it away because I knew that the spanish govt. wouldn't dare come looking for an american airman for a traffic infraction(my superiors said so.
After six years I think I might of owed at least $3000 worth of tickets. Since I was part of a previeleged american military force, they were all overlooked like all tickets that are issued out to american GI's in foriegn contries.
Things are kind of different today. I was forced to extinguish most of my risk taking behaviors due to the fact that I would stand out like a sore thumb and be easily spotted by the cops. Also, I am an overpaid, drivers trainer for a nation-wide transportaion company that must preach defensive driving. But, once I am done at work for the day, I get in my car and continue taking the existing risks that I still haven't extinguished like speeding.
Vignette
Picture with 2 frames. Frame 1 has driver in Europe speeding
down the Autobahn (like 200+ mph) and no cops in sight. Frame 2 shows the
same driver going 5-10 mph over the speed limit and having a fleet of cops
chasing him.
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