A friend of mines e-mailed this joke for me.  Thought you guys might enjoy reading this as much as I did...

>  Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
> > Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the
> > first one, "Heaven is getting pretty close to full today, and I've been
> > asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths.  So
> > what's your story?"
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> > So the first man replies:  "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has
> > been cheating on me, so today I came home early and try to catch her red-
> > handed.  As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something
> > was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other
> > guy could have been hiding.  Finally, I went out to the balcony, and
> > sure enough there was this man hanging off of the railing, 25 floors above
> > the ground!  By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and
> kicking
> > him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off.  So finally I went
> back
> > into my apartment and got a hammer and started hammering on his fingers.
> > Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell--but even
> > after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned, but ok.  I couldn't
> > stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw
> > it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly.  But all
> the
> > stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the
> > balcony."
> >
> > "That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man
> > in.
> >
> > The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full,
> > and again asks for his story.
> >
> > "It's been a very strange day.  You see, I live on the 26th floor of my
> > apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my
> > balcony.  Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because
> > I fell over the edge.  But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the
> > balcony on the floor below me.  I knew I couldn't hang on for very long,
> > when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony.  I thought for sure
> > that I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me.  I
> > held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a
> > hammer and started pounding on my hands.  Finally I just let go, but
> > again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right.
> > Just when I was thinking I was going to be ok, this refrigerator comes
> > falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
> >
> > Once again, Peter had to concede that it sounded like a pretty horrible
> > death.
> >
> > The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole
> > process was repeated.  Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for
> > his story.
> >
> > "Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a
> > refrigerator......"
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> "The truth is rarely pure and never simple.  If it were
> modern life would be very tedious and modern literature
> an impossibility."
> -Algernon Moncrief
> The Importance of Being Earnest
> Oscar Wilde
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> How can we resist Oscar Wilde?  The Picture of Dorian 
> Gray is truly cool, but Earnest will always kick ass. 
> Good old Algy beats Lord Wanton any day!
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